Wow, now you have to hide drugs for the assistant principal for some extra cash.\n\n[[Do it]]\n[[Quit before you get in trouble]]
Ok, that was a little off the point, but at least you weren't shut down.\n\nHere's a to do list from Ms. Moylan:\n[[Frighten the children.]]\n[[Bring donuts to Ms. Moylan.]]\n[[Change 40 kids' schedules.]]\n[[Hide the crack.]]
You're already lucky getting payed for the little work you do, better not push it.
Hopefully this doesn't get deleted. Help prevent it.\n\n[[Do your job.]]\n[[Ignore responsibility.]]
That was a good call. There are problems. No one knows where to save their files.\n\n[[Make a folder visible on every user's desktop that will safely keep files.]]\n[[Don't worry about it until you see a tip.]]
That sounds pretty boring...\n\n[[Too bad. Work tends to be boring.]]\n[[Back to pretending to work as a tech guy.]]
She likes both and would be fine with either one. However, you only got three dozen and she wanted a minimum of five. You're demoted back to tech guy.
I hope you don't need any money to, uh, survive.
Thanks.
Risky.\n\n[[Munchkins...]]\n[[Normal donuts...]]
Cool. You neglect to hide Ms Moylan's drugs and she is sent to jail. Everyone gets a raise.
Save the File
Jack D.
That's not very kind. You get fired because you obviously shouldn't be trying to frighten children. Somehow Ms. Moylan doesn't get noticed for it.
Oops. It would be super easy to make people able to save to their own account. Also you could have left a ReadMe to remind them which obscure folders are safe to save files in.
Whatever.
You have to install the application to create files with it.\n\n[[Install it to every computer in the Great Room.]]\n[[Promise to show up but don't even come close.]]
Welcome, this is called a "job." You "do things" and get a "paycheck."
Easy. You can scare kids without a problem.\n\n[[Scare the kids.]]\n[[Go back to your normal "work."]]
There's one thing you did right. Don't mess the next step up. What do you say?\n\n[[Can I have a raise? Pretty please?]]\n[[What do you need help with?]]
Lame.
Ms. Moylan prefers double-chocolate.
It can't be too hard to get donuts for Ms. Moylan, I wonder what kind she wants...\n\n[[Ask around.]]\n[[Take a guess.]]\n[[Be lazy and quit.]]
No.
Nice, now everyone should be able to launch the application and start working...\n\n[[Make the application appear on the desktop.]]\n[[Bury it somewhere in a weird alternate Program Files folder so only nerds can find it.]]
Hmm, think carefully. You need to talk to the right person, you can only ask once.\n\nWho's your daddy?\n[[Mr. Marshall]]\n[[Ms. Moylan]]
Good job, good citizen. You just set the rest of your life up for hard work and a decent paycheck.
[[Chocolate.]]\n[[Jelly-filled.]]\n[[Boston Creme.]]
Well that's certainly easy to access.
Someone found out. Jail.
[[Chocolate.]]\n[[Jelly-filled.]]\n[[Boston Creme.]]
She likes both and would be fine with either one. However, you only got three dozen and she wanted a minimum of five. You're demoted back to tech guy.
Good job, the application is installed. Unfortunately, no one can save their new files to the desktop, but that's out of your hands.\n\n[[Celebrate]]\n[[Wait for problems]]
Nice. You get a $25 monthly bonus for the rest of the year.
I guess that's kinda smart. At least let someone know you want a raise, though.\n\n[[Pipe up.]]\n[[Keep to yourself.]]
This was a waste of time...
Wrong. Your request is denied and your paycheck is cut. You now get minimum wage for your minimum effort.
Brenda says double-chocolate munchkins.\nMr. Marshall says jelly-filled.\n\n[[Munchkins.]]\n[[Jelly.]]
Too bad, Ms. Moylan used to like Boston Creme donuts, but they don't fill them all the way anymore. Demoted.
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