You decided to walk away, knowing you dont need none of that shit. After time passed, you get hungy. \n[[go out to get food]]\n[[look in the fridge]]\n\n[[Go To Bed]]
You went out to Fuckdonalds or whatever, and you order the most fattening food. After that, you get a heart attack, and die. Good job fatty. \n\n[[Start]]?
It's lunchbreak, and your in the teacher's lounge. Your fellow co-workers are talking about some pretty heavy shit (Ferguson or something, I dont fuckin' know...). One of the co-workers believe opposite of what you believe, which infuriates you. You may either punch him in the dick, or walk away. \n\n\n[[Punch Him in the Dick]] [[Walk Away]]
You start work teaching your class. Then you notice a commotion from the back of the room. It's the same dickhead kid at the back of the class being a little shit. You figure this is the last straw. You think about your options, either punch the little bastard in his kigurumi wearing face, or just chill. \n\n[[Punch the little shit]] \n[[Chill]]
(wow... just... wow. you really are an asshole aren't ya?) \nAgain, you got fired for attacking a co-worker. But I guess dying of disentary didn't change your mind, so lets say... you went to jail, and got shanked there. Yeah. That seems right. \n\n[[Start]]?\n
throw yourself off a cliff.\n\n[[die]]\n\n[[become a parapaligic]]
you are no longer happy with your choice, you lay in bed for hours angry at yourself for choosing the healthy option. you get out of bed ready to get your revenge.\n\n[[ eat a steak ]] \n\n[[ eat a steak of human flesh ]]
the boots hold the spiruts of da parunts in dem, spooky gosts sturt to hurnt therm.
You kill 13 children before being taken down by a police officer with superpowers\n\n[[ die ]] \n[[ fight jesus cop ]]\n
you hunt your elderly neighbor late in the night until finally capturing her, barbaqueing and consuming her.\n\n[[ get mad cow disease ]] \n\n[[ live peacfully ]]
Mundane
You get out of bed, clean your bald head with shampoo, put on one of the thousands of flanel shirts you have, and get ready for your day. \n\n[[Struggle #2]]\n
After talking to the asshole's parents, who are equally douchy by the way, you move on with your day. \n\n[[Struggle #3]]\n\n[[Kill Parents]]
you get mad cow disease and slowly die while leaving a legacy of cannibiles to continue the work you started.
Use parents skin as cowboy boots.\n\n[[ you wear the boots]]\n\n[[you give the boots away]]
you grab the knife and begin to stab jesus cop repeatedly in the neck\n\n[[ think of the things you did you monster ]]\n\n[[ go on with you're day ]]
You grabbed a healthy dinner, a nice salad. After eating, you feel refreshed, and happy. You are proud of your choice, and happily went to bed. \n\n[[Go To Bed]]\n\n[[ or did you?]]
you change your name to proffesser X and start a collage for gifted children.\n\n( you went insane and now your institutionalized )
you eat a 12 oz. steak and feel complete, you go back to bed satisfied.
you fight jesus cop and get pinned to the ground, there is a knife and gun on the ground.\n\n[[ go for the knife ]] \n\n[[ go for the gun]]
AJ Jordan\n\nAdam Herrin
you die a painfull death by getting thrown by jesus cop off a cliff
Even with all your homicidal tendencies, you decide to chillax and send the dick to the office, or call thier parents. \n\n[[call the shits parents]]\n\n[[Struggle #3]]
You decided to go back to sleep... W-Where you expecting anything else from that? \n\n[[Start]] ?
you go on with your day until homocidal tendincies bubble to the surface again so you murder your wife and drive your car with your kids in it into a lake and die
you fight back against a hord of cops but unfortunately you die in the first 15 seconds after launching yourself at a cop and getting blown away by his shotgun.
you no longer can walk but since your already bald you get telekinetic superpowers \n\n[[change you're name]]\n\n[[strap yourself to a chair and only eat applesause]]\n
You decided to plant your fist right in his snickers hair looking face. As his blood dripped from your knuckles, you felt a sense of accomplishment. Unfortunately, you got fired, and died of Disintery after living on the streets for too long. \n\n[[Start]] \n\n[[ go on a murder spree ]]
you can only eat applesauce and your favorite color is bandaid
you do the unthinkable to little puppies adn kittens so PETA sends millatary force to take you out\n\n[[ fight PETA ]] \n\n[[ forfit ]]
you get possesed by the parents. they make you fly around and shoot lazers from your genitals\n\n\n[[ you take out a animal shelter ]]\n\n[[ you take out a hospital]]
you fight PETA with your lazer genitals. you kill them all and absorb more and more souls\n\n[[you take full demon form]] \n\n[[ you get transported to hell ]]
You awake to the sound of the of an alarm clock. Should you get out of bed? Or Just go back to sleep? \n\n[[Go To Bed]] \n[[Get Up]]
you hit the bottom of the cravass and expload into a chunky red mist
you live peacfully for a while until you get caught by the cops.\n\n[[ fight back ]] \n\n[[ surrender ]]
you give up and PETA turns you into a parakeet.
you take out the hospital and absorb the souls of the thousands of people you killed.\n\n[[you take full demon form]]
you cant reach and you die
you take full demon form from the amount of souls absorbed. you kill the rest of the human race and become the god of the new world.
you surrender and get thrown in jail, you die a year later after meeting the love of your life in jail. he will morn you but its ok because your in a better place.. right?
you get transported to hell because of all the sins you commited. you spend eternaty peeling oranges with the tip of your fingers sliced open.
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